Scribner Party Gets Out Of Hand
According to rumors coming out of the Sacramento region, Streets of London striker Dave Scribner is being questioned this evening by El Dorado Hills police after his 40th birthday party got out of hand (or in hand as the case may be).
Apparently there were various "toys" available for guests of the party. Some attendees were claiming that "when Viagra doesn't work there's always a cucumber" - whatever that means.
Although the integrity of this news publication prevents us from actually showing the faces of those who are alleged to have been involved, photos of the event have been posted to the internet. We have managed to identify the faces of Scribner and defender Jon Taylor with both appear in the same shot mocking the elderly.
Nobody was available to return the calls from the Scribner residence as we went to press.
Labels: rumors
posted by Andy Nelson at
11:32 PM
1 Comments:
I am out on bail and have no recollection of the events reported on. It is sad that the press takes some innocent fun at the expense of the aged and turns it into something negative. Furthermore, we are appalled at the blatant mis-characterization of cucumber enjoyment. It strikes us as a little absurd that the press do not enjoy a good salad. Further papers (litigation) may be forthcoming!
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