Scribduction Hits Streets Ahead of Game

Reports coming from Folsom this afternoon indicate there may have been a Scriduction ahead of tonight's game between Streets of London and Folsom United.

We called Kevin "the Guvnor" O'Brien's office about the rumor and he had this to say: "I can confirm that Scrib will not be playing tonight if the game goes ahead. There have been some unusual circumstances behind his absence and we are looking into it."

The US Air Force, who routinely looks into Scribductions, was unavailable for comment due to the "rather random weather patterns being experienced in the area.